Earlier this week, I woke up in the middle of the night laughing out loud at a dream I was having. I was watching a film called “Un-Santa In The Man.” It was about colognes or perfumes, which, when worn by a man, would not make him smell like Santa. “In the man” was like saying “in the male of the species” – and “un-Santa” was a similarly clinical term. The film was sort of like a report on product testing. But I think it was sung. That’s all I can remember; once I registered the meaning of the phrase “Un-Santa In The Man,” I started laughing and woke up.
December 28, 2006
Just because nobody can think of a comment doesn’t mean this isn’t pretty hilarious.
I wasn’t entirely sure when I was writing this entry, but I’ve now had it confirmed to me (by my biographer) that this dream was had on Christmas Eve. Make of that what you will.