December 28, 2006

Un-Santa In The Man

Earlier this week, I woke up in the middle of the night laughing out loud at a dream I was having. I was watching a film called “Un-Santa In The Man.” It was about colognes or perfumes, which, when worn by a man, would not make him smell like Santa. “In the man” was like saying “in the male of the species” – and “un-Santa” was a similarly clinical term. The film was sort of like a report on product testing. But I think it was sung. That’s all I can remember; once I registered the meaning of the phrase “Un-Santa In The Man,” I started laughing and woke up.

Comments

  1. Just because nobody can think of a comment doesn’t mean this isn’t pretty hilarious.

    Posted by Anonymous on |
  2. I wasn’t entirely sure when I was writing this entry, but I’ve now had it confirmed to me (by my biographer) that this dream was had on Christmas Eve. Make of that what you will.

    Posted by broomlet on |

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