Yearly Archives: 2005

October 28, 2005

Humor research half-dream

A couple nights ago while I was falling asleep I had a vision of a humor research experiment in progress. A large audience was in a theater, watching a comedy movie. Each member of the audience was being videotaped by a camera mounted to the back of the seat in front of him/her. Someone was going to go through each tape later and for every “laugh point” in the movie, make a note of whether the person either 1) laughed with open mouth, 2) laughed with closed mouth, 3) smiled or the like, 4) did nothing, or 5) made a demonstration of displeasure. Then all this data was going to be analyzed by computer, looking for jokes that divided the audience in similar ways, or individuals who divided the jokes in similar ways, etc., and finding the degrees of correlation between such things. From this they would (I dreamed) come up with a set of 7 or 8 basic variables that defined the space on to which humor could be mapped. Then they’d come up with a sense-of-humor profile for each individual in terms of those variables. Then they’d correlate the profiles with survey questions that each person would have filled out…and would thereby be able to quantify and/or discredit assumptions like “slapstick is blue-collar humor.”

In the light of day this seems to me, unlike most things I think of when I’m falling asleep, perfectly reasonable – to the point that I imagine it, or something like it, must actually have been done at some point. The demographic bit at the end would certainly be valuable to the entertainment industry – more than Nielsen-type ratings, which don’t differentiate between enjoyment and compulsive/pleasureless viewing, which I imagine accounts for a good chunk of the US entertainment market. The suits might say that they don’t really care about the difference, but obviously they should.

So anyway, if anyone can find me a link to the results of this experiment, I’d appreciate it. All I could find was this statistical sense-of-humor analyzer, which, after forcing me to rate what must have been 40 or 50 jokes, finally admitted defeat and told me that it could find NO jokes in its database to recommend to me. I think it was right about that.

This is much more impressive at a similar task. But if you want to stump it, you will, so go easy. I always feel proud of it when it does anything right. Just now I was thrilled that it got “catalog” right on question 17. Catalog!

October 21, 2005

Distraught Waltz

I made up the following little piece several weeks ago while doing some boring work, considered posting it here, and then decided it wasn’t worth it. Just now I remembered it and realized that my quality-control decision went against the spirit of this whole undertaking. So here it is. I don’t think this exactly qualifies for the “iggly” category; it’s more like a character sketch of a person whose emotions are a little bit out of their control.

I have these ideas about writing mostly-traditional simple pieces with approximately characteristic form and material, but making each element idiosyncratic enough that the pieces feel like they have a dramatic/narrative quality, even in a short span. But that’s never quite how they sound. I can make myself hear them that way, but when I just relax into them, they don’t convince me. The skipping-record thing in this piece, for example, strikes me as really unacceptably stupid about half of the time. The rest of the time it comes off the way I intended… but I want better odds than that from MYSELF.

There is a basic principle with composing music: you hear music MUCH faster than you write it, so to make something convincing in listener time, you have to think like an animator and work in slow-motion land. This is true for other arts, too. I have learned to do this for small effects but not for structure – my brain doesn’t feel big enough to hold the mass of a whole sonata form, for example, when it stretches out like an aircraft-carrier as I zoom in to actually write a few bars of it. So I frequently end up making the mistake of miscalculating the dramatic scale and putting things too close to each other to be meaningful. Or else overshooting when I try to let things breathe. I think both mistakes have been made in the course of this tiny piece.

To write to a long form properly, you have to build outlines and skeletons first, so that you don’t need to be holding on to all of it at once when you blow it up to scale. But writing (music or words) to fit an outline is an entirely different experience, to me, from writing whatever the material seems to demand; it’s like a packing puzzle or an engineering problem. I can imagine myself getting so good at that kind of puzzle that I can solve it in my sleep, but I can’t imagine integrating that puzzle-solving skill with the creative functions I already have, which seem to require absolute freedom from outside constraints in order to produce anything convincing.

This problem is a form of a general problem that I have. I and everyone else; it’s a basic human problem. The problem is that given any kind of terms or guidelines, one tends to perceive them as constraining so long as they feel externally imposed (the negative connotation of “imposition” is a reflection of this). To work well within guidelines, one has to identify with them – they must be internal rather than external. This is a problem, in fact, with learning any new thing – until you believe something, you are inclined not to believe it, simply because it is external, it is not yours.* To deal with this problem we have rational persuasion, a mechanism for converting the external into the internal. I need an artistic analogue of persuasion – a mechanism to help me recognize formal outlines, for example, as my own beliefs, rather than as constraints. Unfortunately, I don’t think there’s any simple answer. If you leave something on the floor intentionally, and then trip over it later by mistake, it is essentially impossible not to be angry at your past self. Similarly, I cannot help but feel that I am struggling against troublesome restrictions when I try to write within a structure of my own design, so long as the “I” who designed it is a past self, external to the present. Hence the need to always been designing on all scales in the present… hence the aircraft-carrier problem.

Without further ado:

Absolutely raw score with none of the important markings
How it’s supposed to sound, except worse

* Then again, this may not be true for everyone. Maybe personalities can be divided into two classes: incredulous and credulous. It seems to me that philosophy works differently for the two types. As an incredule (one of the incredulim), I of course cannot imagine leading the life of a credule – all that email to forward! – but I do envy them their creative fluency.

October 20, 2005

The Aristocrats (2005)

directed by Paul Provenza

A movie where a lot of different comedians tell the same joke is a good idea – seeing people trying to make entertainment work is always interesting. Seeing multiple attempts at the same material, in parallel, can call both the craft and value of art into focus and can offer a chance to really appreciate the skill and effort of each artist. I still think a great movie could be made that would just be a simple document of many different actors performing the same short scene, as in an audition. Whenever I’ve found myself as one of the people “behind the table” at acting auditions where everyone reads the same scene, I end up feeling that I’ve watched a fascinating study of the scene itself and of the individual actors – and through them, of big issues like art and human nature as a whole. Really.

The Aristocrats, at least in theory, had the potential to offer that sort of insight, and some of the reviews I read suggested that it would. (A.O. Scott, attempting to demonstrate that he had seen beyond the veneer of potty-humor, called it several silly things including “one of the most original and rigorous pieces of criticism in any medium I have encountered in quite some time.”) But it fails. This is not to say that it is not amusing and/or worth seeing (it’s a bit long and fairly monotonous, but I generally enjoyed myself), just to say that despite its pretentions of being a window onto wider issues, it actually offers little insight into comedy or comedians, or even, ultimately, into the particular joke that it’s all about.

The movie is doomed to fail, really, by the choice of material. The joke (Guy goes into a talent agent to pitch his family’s act, says, “[elaborate pitch for surreal stage routine so repellent that it shocks those listening to the joke],” talent agent says “and what do you call yourselves?,” guy says, “The Aristocrats.”) is not a true joke, and is thus unsuitable for this documentary’s purposes.

Yes, it has a punchline, but the punchline is only funny in that it defies expectations – specifically, the expectations that are held for the JOKE, rather than for the situation. It is only a meta-joke*, a joke that toys with audiences grown accustomed to standard joke formats. This seems like a blatantly obvious thing to point out, but several people in the film talk about how the point of the joke is that the name of the act is so absurdly misguided and quaint after all the vulgarity, and some of the comedians who tell the joke seem really to believe this.** They are wrong. The humor is in fact that the joke-teller has gone to such indefensibly offensive ends for this shaggy-dog punchline. It’s just anti-icing on the cake that the punchline is, in an incredibly faint way, identifiable as a garden-variety “high/low joke.”

On a related note, I have long felt that it is a significant cultural error to have made “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!” our all-purpose archetypal “joke,” since it’s only funny because it’s an ill-formed joke – i.e. it has a question and answer but the content is unfunny. Watching this movie I felt like the same mistake was being made – the movie was all about comedy and yet had this un-joke at its center.

The movie recognizes that the joke is all about shocking the audience, but the shock is only in response to the fact that the joke-teller is being so tasteless as to think it is acceptable to tell this joke. Certainly nobody is shocked that the man in the act eats his own poop or whatever; we’ve already written off his reality as being ridiculous***. Since the humor, therefore, results from the dynamic between the comedian and his audience, it is a joke that can hardly work out of context (the context is, as acknowledged in the film, the only reason that Gilbert Gottfried’s much-praised telling of the joke at the Hugh Hefner roast was so apt and successful), a joke that can hardly work in a staged performance situation (such things are meant to be told one-on-one, like scary stories), a joke that really can’t work in a movie (where the performers are nowhere near their audiences in space or time), and a joke that absolutely cannot work more than once, no matter how different the telling. All we can enjoy about seeing different people play with the joke is see what their imagination does to fill a space where there is no viable comedy goal, nothing left to accomplish. We see comedians falling back on their generic tricks, on their other material, because they have been asked to tell a non-joke to people who already know that it’s a waste of their time.

Alternately, we see less lazy comedians giving their best shot to writing new material “inspired by” the original non-joke, which has the potential to be an interesting exercise in its own way, I suppose, but I didn’t think any of the results were all that great. Sarah Silverman’s “I was an Aristocrat” routine, which gets singled out for praise in many reviews I’ve read, seemed to me like just an application of a typical deadpan formula (perhaps one of semi-recent vintage, but I’ve certainly seen it many times before). The movie also features applications of useful inversion formulas, anti-climax formulas, etc. Could have been interesting if they’d broken that down.

Anyway, the comedians in the movie are generally smart about all this stuff, and there is a fair amount of acknowledgement that a singularly unenlightening subject has been chosen for the movie. The implication of the filmmaking, though, is that the filmmakers, by perversely choosing the “wrong” joke, have actually gotten at something revealing. But every time one of the subjects said, “Why’d you have to pick this joke? This is a terrible joke and I don’t think it’s very interesting,” I tended to agree with them. The fact that the excessive gross-out riff is an undeniable element of American humor – pathetic, childish, and generally unfunny, but valuable in its way, as such – is something I’ve known since elementary school recess, and this movie didn’t add depth or breadth to that knowledge.

At the very least, given the concept and the interviewees, there was a fascinating movie that could have been made about the art, craft, and philosophy of humor, and these filmmakers willingly threw away that opportunity. What they actually made is just a good-natured, long, repetitive montage of occasionally-funny dead-baby-joke “jamming.” Seems like a waste. Still worth seeing though, for all the famous people joking around informally. I enjoyed the movie, I would say, in the same way I enjoy all behind-the-scenes footage.

Oh, also, I know this was a zero-budget casual movie, but of the few actual cinematographic choices involved, several struck me as dumb. Why did they shoot some people with two newsroom-style perpendicular cameras and have them look into both? That was awful.

* Wikipedia currently has separate but overlapping articles on Anti-humor, Meta-joke, and (soon to be deleted) Non-joke.

** Paul Reiser, in particular, makes a game effort to make the joke work as a joke about the extreme misguidedness of the eager Aristocrat. I respected him for trying – at least he, unlike most of the comedians in the movie, was trying to actually sell the joke – but there’s just no way. It’s like trying to sell the idea that, no, there really is something kind of funny (and sad!) about this dog not actually being as shaggy as everyone says, after all that…

*** Which is why comedians in the movie get laughs talking about how in reality, the man with the act would have been jailed and the talent agent would certainly have tried to prevent the horrible act from happening – it’s all absurd, because of course these stick figures have never come anywhere near reality, where they could do anything actually offensive. It’s only the comedian drawing the stick figures who can be held responsible for their actions.

October 18, 2005

SpaceCamp (1986)

directed by Harry Winer
screenplay by W.W. Wicket (pseud. for Clifford Green) and Casey T. Mitchell
after a story by Patrick Bailey and Larry B. Williams

When SpaceCamp came out in 1986, my mother suggested that we go see it, but I refused. Later, when it was available on video, she suggested that we rent it, but I again refused. I remember telling her why: because I already knew what was going to happen. Kids were going to accidentally get sent into space and then come back. I didn’t need to see that. Her response was that maybe it would be exciting to see how they managed to get back. But I knew that it wouldn’t.

I was correct. It is now 19 years later and I have seen SpaceCamp and can report to the world that it is indeed not worth seeing.

Beth has a story about SpaceCamp that I have been given permission to tell here. She really liked SpaceCamp, as a kid, and rented the video repeatedly. One day she saw that the local newspaper’s TV schedule listed SpaceCamp as a two-star movie. Disturbed, she asked her mother how it was possible that the newspaper only gave it two stars. Her mother replied that it was probably because newspapers cared about things like lighting and sound quality. Good answer.

The laziness of the screenplay is severe. No thought seems to have been given to the question of making the characters appealing rather than annoying. Nor does any of the attempted character interest (or humor) make any sense; it’s all just copied out of the mid-80s “a-bunch-of-kids” playbook. Kate Capshaw’s character, ostensibly the authority figure, follows exactly the same cues, which is an actual error in hack-work. Frequent and extended references to Star Wars are, as with Kevin Smith, a good indicator of complete creative bankruptcy.

That one of the screenwriters chose to duck out under a pseudonym suggests that either a) It wasn’t this bad the way he wrote it, or b) he was only getting a paycheck – the story-writers had already doomed this to trash. Frankly, it’s hard for me to imagine that the fault is actually the director’s (or the actors’) – though it is indeed poorly directed and acted. And edited.

I wish I had known in advance that Leaf Phoenix and Joaquin Phoenix are the same person.

The movie is both a Happy-Meal-cutout version of NASA (staffed by clueless technicians and a crazy talking robot!) and a thoroughly branded advertisement for the real NASA, which doesn’t sit well. I assume that the crucial negligence and rocket booster malfunction were even less delightful to audiences in 1986. The movie plays like one of those embarrassing promotional or instructional videos that add “Hey, Joe, what’s that you’ve got there?” characters and dialogue to what would otherwise be dry content… except that the movie consists only of those characters, and the real NASA has been driven entirely offscreen. But the movie maintains that same sense of having been created by enthusiastic businessmen who possess only a distracted amateur’s understanding of what will be entertaining. Occasional footage of the real shuttle, taken from different film stock and poorly integrated, serves to remind us of the extremely remote connection to reality that is nonetheless the only reason that the movie exists.

The movie does contain, however, a sequence in which a kid floats off helplessly into the void. It’s not very well written or shot, but it doesn’t matter – that’s a death that kids actually fantasize nervously about, and there it is being played out on the screen. I’m not going to say it redeemed the movie, but it was certainly a high point.

Music was once again by Mr. John Williams, in his trademark 80s-patriotism mode. It was no “NBC News Theme,” but it was certainly professional, which put it so far beyond the rest of the production that I was almost embarrassed for it. “Don’t get so heroic!” I wanted to tell the music, “that’s obviously a model and nobody cares anyway!”

This is actually a real mistake made by a lot of movie music – wherein the music attains a level of sweep and impact to which the movie cannot rise. I think a lot of directors, and perhaps composers, think that they can redeem weak-blooded filmmaking with strong music, but it never works that way. At least not for me. Music’s best bet is to match the level of the visual and thereby endorse it, rather than be caught leaving it in the dust as it goes on to greater things; that looks bad for everyone. I think John Williams frequently makes the mistake of thinking that he can save movies from themselves – when there is a dramatic gap in the movie, he tries to fill it. I recently listened to some of his Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone music independent of the film, and was surprised to find that I thought it was pretty apt and well done – because during the movie, I had thought it was noisy and uninspired. I think that I was actually responding to the movie’s being unbearably flat and dead – and so was he, by writing a lot of music meant to convey things that the image didn’t (like fun and excitement, for example). Unfortunately, in the context of a movie, that generally doesn’t work, and the independent value of the music gets lost – it just sounds like it’s watching some other movie or is insensitive to this one. The image always precedes, no matter how crappy.

On the other hand, in this case, the composer’s characteristically awkward comments about the film on the score LP suggest that he was indeed watching some other movie. Maybe John Williams’ problem is that he genuinely isn’t sensitive enough to movie-quality:

In the creation of SpaceCamp, Director Harry Winer and Executive Producer Leonard Goldberg have given us a marvelous movie! The film succeeds as pure entertainment while simultaneously succeeding on several other levels… I feel honored to have been asked to compose this score, and I feel particularly proud of my association with SpaceCamp and its creators.

The ellipsis elides some patriotic effusions about the space program. How embarrassing!

I think I’ve used the word “embarrassing” five or six times in talking about this movie.* I have no regrets there.

* Depending on how you count: two, three, or four times.

October 17, 2005

Jurassic Park (1993)

directed by Steven Spielberg
screenplay by Michael Crichton and David Koepp
after the novel by Michael Crichton (1990)

I grew up thinking of Steven Spielberg as one of the basic brands. I didn’t just like his movies; he was, like Disney, a cultural axiom. I still find it hard to wrap my mind around the extreme foreignness of people my age who were brought up to have reservations (or worse) about the old Disney properties. On the other hand, I never felt any particular loyalty to Warner Brothers cartoons, though I enjoyed watching them, and childhoods that embraced those as being culturally fundamental strike me as similarly alien. There must be a name in marketing for that kind of acceptance, acceptance that goes beyond mere critical opinion to being part of one’s cultural cosmology. In fact, it can be quite independent of opinion: as a kid I never really thought “Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood” was any good, but I watched it anyway because it was, for want of a better word, undeniable.

Anyway, Steven Spielberg was undeniable in my childhood, and furthermore, I actually liked watching our video copies of E.T., Jaws, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Duel, and, eventually, Raiders of the Lost Ark. But at the time that I was reaching the age of general movie-readiness at 11 or 12, the Spielberg brand had gotten weirdly sidetracked by stuff like Always and Hook, and when Jurassic Park was announced, there was a sense that this was my first chance to be present for the unveiling of one of these momentous things. For all intents and purposes, those other movies had come out before my time, alive though I may have been. I guess there must also have been some sort of unprecedented all-around hype for the release, since my grandmother felt compelled to come out of moviegoing retirement, for the one and only time, to accompany us to see this dinosaur action movie, of all things.

Upon returning from this historic occasion there was the sense, in my family, that it had been both thrilling and fun and, simultaneously, all-around not very good. I remember feeling, during the opening scenes, the grown-up-flavored disappointment of recognizing that despite the brand, the dinosaurs, and the hype, “Steven Spielberg” had made something was not, in fact, undeniable.

Huge swaths of this movie are eminently deniable; most of the non-special-effects time is, to one degree or another, clunky and unconvincing. Spielberg has a very strong sense of pacing and of visual storytelling, but in his movies of the past 15 years, he has done a frustratingly uneven job of actually delivering screenplays, line-for-line, to the audience. In Jurassic Park, it frequently seems like he made production design choices for each scene as a whole and storyboard-style choices for the shot compositions, but didn’t have any particular strategy for conveying the actual individual lines and stage directions in the script. As a result, a lot of sequences play as annoyingly artificial – almost condescendingly so – because the writing, never quite integrated into the filmmaking, hangs apart from it in a dumb, transparent way.

For example, an early scene, wherein Sam Neill describes death by velociraptor to intimidate an annoying kid, falls completely flat. It’s downright embarrassing. But despite what it might seem, the scene as written is reasonable enough, and watching it again, I think that Sam and, yes, that unpleasantly cast kid each do a perfectly serviceable job. So why does the scene feel like such garbage? I blame Spielberg. He shoots it like he knows that it’s cute (“when you see that claw, I want you to bug your eyes out, okay?”) but doesn’t expect us to really care about what’s being said, only the overall gist of the intimidation – the actual dialogue gets hung out to dry. The audience (and the director) are just waiting it out so we can get a cheap punchline when the kid whimpers at the end, defeated. Spielberg sells the broader cliché and deals with the specifics impatiently, and as a result, the specifics end up seeming like a charmless burden on the scene, an inefficient and annoying way of accomplishing something that, as Spielberg sees it, is fundamentally crude and simple.

Put another way, in actors’ terms: Spielberg doesn’t help try to “find the truth” in the scene as written – he approaches the scene in terms of its function, and lets the actors worry about making what they’re doing seem likely. But since he’s using his camera to sell something else, they don’t really stand a chance.

This happens again and again. In the awed moment of seeing the dinosaurs for the first time, Neill’s character tosses off a whole bunch of “scientist” dialogue, like “We could tear up the rule book on cold-bloodedness. It doesn’t apply.” The scene tries to swallow this up because it doesn’t really want him to be having this kind of reaction in the midst of all that awe – but he says it all the same, and we in the audience squirm and think, “That’s so lame that he’s saying that! This script is so dumb!” Or the scenes at headquarters, with Wayne Knight spouting tech talk and Samuel L. Jackson sucking absurdly on a cigarette. Koepp and Crichton put this stuff in the script to be heard, but Spielberg decides to shoot it like it’s just background noise, and it ends up seeming gratingly phony. He should either have shot to the dialogue and made a slightly more Crichton-esque movie, or have said, “sorry guys, but I’m cutting this script down to a little comic book dialogue and that’s it, because that’s all I want this movie to be.” The “Mr. DNA” cartoon as technical explanation seems exactly on the level that Spielberg was willing to care about, whereas the “frog DNA somehow made it possible for the dinosaurs to reproduce” thing is obviously way over the sci-fi head of this basically scienceless monster movie, and should have been excised completely, rather than being pared down to a worthless nub.

In retrospect, I think this sort of problem was the reason that Amistad was so unpleasant and ineffective. It’s not so much that it was sanctimonious – it was that it used the specifics of the script as a mere means of getting at the big clichés. Spielberg does his best work when he actually cares about getting the details across, when he thinks that what is happening in a given line or in a given moment could, in and of itself, be interesting to the audience. I think this is probably how he managed to make something worthy out of Schindler’s List – because he was unable to fall back on seeing any given event as being just a mechanism for creating some larger effect; he had to address each point as though it mattered. He certainly has the skill to do something strong with anything that matters to him.

In Jurassic Park, clearly what matters to him is the action sequences. The bit with the tyrannosaurus and the minivans is far and away the best thing in the movie, and holds up well. The bit with the kids being stalked around the kitchen by velociraptors is also pretty satisfying. The scenes where people are talking to each other are as boring to us as they must have been to Steven.

Let me however mention that despite Spielberg’s apparent disinterest, Bob Peck manages to eke some appeal out of the absolutely bone-thin non-character of Muldoon. I also feel warmly toward him because he was the lead in the excellent Jim Henson short The Soldier and Death.*

I ended up watching this again recently because I suddenly found myself with the opportunity to study the actual orchestral score to John Williams’ incidental music – something one generally cannot do. More on that later. I didn’t have a very clear memory of it, apart from the two main themes, which on first viewing, I remember, seemed overblown and unappealing, as though John Williams were making a clumsy attempt to sound like himself. (There’s also a very short motive signifying dino-danger – comparable to the “Jaws” motive in function, really – which is fairly effective though it’s never quite isolated clearly enough for the audience to really “learn” it.) Now, with benefit of the score, I can say that the two big melodies** are indeed rather weak as tunes, though thinking of them as solutions to specific expressive film-scoring problems has given me slightly more respect for them. I think that’s my review of the music as a whole – it doesn’t really add up to anything musically satisfying or even particularly coherent, but every problem posed by the movie is solved cleverly, expertly. Watching the movie with the score in hand makes it that much clearer to me just how many problems there are to solve in a movie like this. In a little interview I found online, the composer says

Jurassic Park has a 95-minute score. It pumps away all the time. It’s a rugged, noisy effort – a massive job of symphonic cartooning. You have to match the rhythmic gyrations of the dinosaurs and create these kind of funny ballets.

Like the man says, it’s a huge heap of disjointed cartoon music that plays as a very literal accompaniment to almost every shot. I suspect that my criticism of the directing might apply here as well; the best scene in the movie is unscored, and it seems like maybe the whole thing would have been scarier and more involving if the music had taken a less balletic, more dramatic approach, playing the content rather than the kinetics. But that’s obviously not how Spielberg saw it or wanted it. The movie as a whole is a ballet of cars falling down trees and dinosaurs jumping through ceiling panels – a ballet where half the time, people aren’t dancing much, and are instead reading lines out of a Michael Crichton novel. Oh well. We all managed to sit through it; it may be lame but it’s all perfectly cheery and inoffensive. There’s hardly anything left in the movie that makes me cringe. Hook will take me longer, I’m afraid. Amistad isn’t going to happen.

* Not to be confused with this.

** An acquaintance in college offered, for the climax of the hymn-like theme, the lyrics “We are dinosaurs, we are dinosaurs, we like to-o roar” and for the heroic main theme, the lyrics “We’re so amazing; we are made from DNA.” These are funny.

October 14, 2005

Carrie (1976)

directed by Brian De Palma
screenplay by Lawrence D. Cohen
after the novel by Stephen King (1974)

I’ve got a backlog of nearly a month’s movie-watching to address. Luckily, a lot of it was pretty trashy stuff, so I’m hoping to zip through it quickly.

Carrie is pretty trashy stuff. Actually, the word I want to use is “sleazy.” This is the word that has come to mind for every Brian De Palma movie I have seen. Granted, I’ve only seen a few, and they didn’t include Scarface or The Untouchables, his “good” movies. But having seen The Fury (1978) and Snake Eyes (1998) to completion, and, on TV, most of Body Double (1984), Mission to Mars (2000) and Femme Fatale (2002), and some of Mission: Impossible (1996)… and now, of course, Carrie… I can say with some confidence that the man’s oeuvre is, on average, totally sleazy.

Or wait, is it “trashy” after all? What is the difference between sleaze and trash? To me, “trash” is something that aims shamefully low because it doesn’t care, or doesn’t know any better, whereas “sleaze” is something that aims shamefully low because its value system is actually inverted. Someone is sleazy if he does something low knowingly, and likes it. Sleazy movies are the ones that proudly say “some fuddy-duddies out there might think that it’s not right for us to put this in a movie – well, sorry, grandma, ’cause that’s the way it is!” The archetypal example would be onscreen nudity that the filmmakers dare you to write off as prurient, which is, in fact, blatantly prurient. That’s the first shot of Carrie, and the rest of the movie lives up to it nicely.

People who defend Brian De Palma will say that in his movies he “plays” with exploitation, “refers” to it, and that part of that “play” is dipping down into it a bit, which, yes, is a little bit sleazy, but knowingly so. That’s some pretty darn generous benefit-of-the-doubt. When I watched The Fury, a real live proponent of De Palma was present, and afterwards said that the movie had clearly been intended as a parody-criticism of action movies. When asked about John Cassavetes COMPLETELY EXPLODING INTO GORE at the very end of the movie, he said that it had obviously been a joke because it had been so outrageously tasteless. “Come on,” he said, “he showed it from six different angles. That’s not moviemaking, and of course De Palma knows that. There’s no other explanation.” But I think there is: sleaze.

My main thought while watching Carrie was that the flamboyant “Hitchcock Rulez!!” visual style managed to render trash out of the images themselves. You can call it “over-the-top” if you want, but that suggests someone who has taken good aim and gone too far in an otherwise reasonable direction. Whereas I didn’t feel like this movie took particularly good aim to begin with. The odd compositions and split screens and excessive camera movement didn’t seem like they were motivated by any kind of respectable impulse – they were directorial quirks that didn’t serve the material – something that could never be said of Hitchcock. The movie just seemed like a collection of seriously junky details that the filmmakers happened to think were cool. The story as filmed, which is pretty sparse to begin with, just felt like an excuse to show a girl get blood poured all over her. Stephen King obviously had some sexual repression/awakening/coming-of-age schlock in mind when he wrote it, and De Palma was certainly happy to put that stuff in the movie, film-school style, but it seemed extremely clear what his real interest was.

Umberto Eco has a little essay where he says that pornographic films are characterized by the need to waste our time with incredibly boring stuff, so as to set off and heighten the porn itself. He sums up: “If you are in a movie theater, and the time it takes the protagonists to go from A to B is longer than what you would like it to be, then it means the film is a porno.” I would add the more obvious reason that pornography is full of mindless tedium: filmmakers know they need a certain amount of material to create the sense of involvement that comes from a full-length form – this goes for romance novels too – and because they really don’t care that much, they do it in the laziest possible way. This movie felt like porn – a lot of time-killing and then something sleazy. Or trashy.

And it sounded like porn, too – a really astoundingly bad score by Pino Donaggio.

That the high school in the movie is called “Bates High School” is a good indication of both De Palma’s self-indulgence and level of sophistication.

I intended going to talk about the specifics of the movie, and also about apocalyptic endings in general, but I seem to have spent most of my time here complaining that Brian De Palma is sleazy and/or trashy. Hey, did you know he had a daughter named Lolita with James Cameron’s ex-wife? Seriously.

I still want to see Scarface.

Given that I still have SpaceCamp to write about, I think this has been plenty.

Oh but of course first: the pre-movie book covers. From left to right: first edition, first paperback edition, crazy first UK edition.

October 4, 2005

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (1997)

by J.K. Rowling

Published in the U.S. as Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. This well-publicized name change goes without comment a lot of the time, as though it makes perfect sense that the American public would prefer Sorcerer’s Stone to Philosopher’s Stone. I find it slightly upsetting. Was the problem that Americans were deemed less likely than Brits to be familiar with the medieval notion of the “philosopher’s stone” – a magical substance that could convert lead to gold, and possibly also do any other magic you wanted – and would thus miss out on the meaning of the title? That this is the reason for the change seems unlikely, since Rowling’s “philosopher’s stone” is not, in fact, the lead-to-gold type of philosopher’s stone – it’s some other thing she made up, using a borrowed old name. Her use of the phrase “philosopher’s stone” does not depend on any kind of knowledge of what “philosopher’s stone” means (in fact, knowing what it really means may ultimately confuse the reader) – it only requires a reader to understand that the philosopher’s stone is something of mysterious significance, and yes, possibly magical. It seems to me that the Some Character and the Thing I’ve Never Heard Of construction just about conveys this information in and of itself.

No, it’s much more likely that the title was changed because someone at Scholastic Books thought, “I’m worried that Americans will hear that word ‘philosopher’ and instinctively balk, because before they even try to figure out what kind of book it is, their ‘no fun’ alarm will go off. Americans have much more sensitive ‘no fun’ alarms than you Brits (do you even know what fun is, egghead?), and we are incredibly averse to the very word ‘philosophy,’ regardless of context.” And this bothers me. Not because I think that the US market isn’t anti-intellectual, but because this change seems overeager to cater to that tendency in a case where I really doubt it would have been an issue. Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone sounds plenty magical to me. It’s not like the book was called Harry Potter and Math.

As with my comment on The Haunting (of Hill House), I’m not saying that publishers should put editorial integrity above sales! I’m saying that regarding title changes, the attitude of “this might not matter, but hell, just in case people are really really stupid, we might as well dumb it down,” is insufficient integrity. Someone show me the marketing data to prove me wrong and I’ll gladly retract this.

That was long but my comments are going to be short.

This was my second time through this book, which I first read very quickly several years ago with the sole intention of “culturally catching up.” This time, I already knew what was going to happen and was, additionally, reading aloud, which is slow going (at least by comparison to the “CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!” speed at which one is inclined to read a book like this), so I was forced to actually stop and take a look around at Ms. Rowling’s handiwork.

After my first read, my mildly anti-hype review to friends was something like “okay, it was fun enough, but so are the Roald Dahl books this reminded me of – there are tons of cute, competent kids’ books out there, and sure, this is one.” I mostly stand by that assessment, though now, at this slow pace (and with several sequels worth of perspective in hand) it was clearer to me that Rowling does not write with much force or consistency, and is actually far outclassed by Roald Dahl and many others.

There are several distinct levels on which fiction needs to work: 1. It must create a reality of events, characters, etc., 2. It must tell a story about them, 3. It must deliver that story dramatically, and 4. It must be constructed out of actual prose. Fiction writers can put their emphasis in any of those strata. The works that satisfy me most are generally those that show off in 2 and 3 and just put something sturdy in 1 and 4. Harry Potter books are mostly about 1, take a calculated practical approach to 3, and are downright lazy about 2 and 4. Rowling’s “plot,” certainly in this first book, is little more than the gradual revealing of her various level 1 inventions. The reader is pretty much invited to ignore the prose, not worry about any storyline, and go straight for the cozy Halloween party goodies – pumpkin juice, chocolate frogs, secret passages, and of course THE WIZARD VERSION OF EVERYTHING, which is a game that can never run out of steam (‘That’s wizard cheese,’ said Ron, ‘made from real wizard cows! It’s like normal cheese except magic!'”). Then, when it turns out that deliberately hidden among the goodies were a few “hints” at a secret, the book feels tight and complete. Good device.

Of course, as the series wears on, J.K. comes up against the problem that if you don’t tell real stories and just make up stuff, it’s hard to carve out a coherent long-form plotline. In the later books she seems to spend a lot of time working out inconsistencies between her various made up stuffs – or tries to extract interest from their interactions (Always a nerdy direction to go – sometimes it starts to feel like just this side of “Who would win in a fight? Dumbledore or Captain Picard?”).

This first book, though, seemed more clear on its intention: to be a book about the pleasures of imagining a wonderful place rather than to be any kind of serious epic. The opening scenes that establish the Harry Potter “backstory” are handled casually, almost distractedly. It doesn’t seem like J.K. thinks any of us are really going to care about this “Voldemort” business she made up, and why should we? It just serves as a device to give sufficient resonance to the main idea of the book, about wizard cheese etc. The initial character-interest setup, where Harry lives under Cinderellian conditions, is familiar and boring, and more importantly, isn’t really in keeping with the comfortably-everyday-except-for-all-the-magic tone of what follows. Rowling doesn’t really hit her modest stride until the kids get on the train for school and start eating candy.

And how clever and cute is her wizard world? Moderately clever, moderately cute. She comes up with semi-viable rules for her wizard sport, and she follows her wizardification project past boring junk like “wizard chess” (the pieces fight? big deal) to somewhat less predictable territory, like wizard back-to-school shopping and wizard detention. That we all, as non-wizards, are in fact “muggles,” – that’s definitely cute. “You-Know-Who” – that’s stupid. I would give her about a 65% success rate on the “cute or stupid?” front.

After reading this the first time, I wrote a little musical “Theme for a Harry Potter Movie” for fun – it was essentially a slightly John Williamsed takeoff on “The Sorceror’s Apprentice” – a skipping, Disney-style whimsical/magical sort of thing. When the actual Harry Potter movie came out, and the actual John Williams took a shot at this assignment, I was dismayed at the spooky music box approach that he took. There’s nothing spooky-music-box about this jelly bean of a book; it’s only in retrospect that Rowling has decided to take her franchise to would-be epic places. The (awful) movie had a better idea of what it had to aim at in the long run (whereas J.K. didn’t have any reason to believe she’d be writing any sequels, when she finished this one, is my understanding), so I suppose I can understand the thinking behind the ominous musical approach.

Hypothetically I’m scheduled to read through all six of the books on the read-aloud plan, so this will probably do for now.

But I do want to call attention to this: just now I was looking for details on the title change, and ended up at what is apparently one of the premier Harry Potter fan sites online, The Harry Potter Lexicon. The site includes an “open letter” to J.K. Rowling, asking her to answer various extremely non-essential questions about the first names and ages of minor characters, etc. Apparently, she has been not unwilling to do this sort of thing. Anyway, the site editor asks her at one point whether a Harry Potter timeline included as an extra on one of the movie DVDs was taken from a timeline that he had speculatively assembled and posted on his site. It sounds like it was. And why not? So then the amusing part, wherein he complains about the mind-boggling problem posed when his fan-created database is used as the source for “official” materials:

But like I said, this is not just an important question for me. It’s an important question for everyone. Think about it. If they did get the timeline from the Lexicon and if Rowling never really gave it a careful look-over, then we can’t treat it as canon. If, however, they used Rowling’s notes as the source, then we CAN treat it as canon. I mean, honestly, how can I call something canon if I’M THE SOURCE?! I need to know if I am.

“How can I call something canon if I’M THE SOURCE” indeed! I know that feeling well. The desire to believe in a canon, to hang out next to it, to number all its drawers and build a steel outline around it and polish the corners until they gleam – this is exactly the desire to NOT be responsible for its content. It’s just like the desire to believe in a higher power – nobody wants to hear that man created the idea of God because it ruins the idea of God by putting it in the same sentence as responsibility. Nobody wants to hear that aesthetic value is culturally relative, that morals are constructed, or any of that other post-modern stuff, but despite what people will say, I don’t think it’s because they really believe otherwise – it’s because their whole relationship with those things is predicated on NOT being responsible for them. Once you realize that not only is J.K. Rowling making it up, but that in fact everyone is making it up and YOUR hands are dirty too, the satisfaction goes out of the enterprise. Nobody wants to uphold a “canon” that’s actually just a bunch of mostly-agreed-upon more-true-than-nots – people want shining, numbered truth that they can’t touch! This is a fundamental human impulse and explains not only why there are so many damn fan databases on the internet, but also why the “intelligent design” debate has managed to grab hold recently: “science” that people just revise as they go isn’t real truth; real truth comes direct from J.K. Rowling and is the only thing that can be called canon, precisely and exclusively because WE ARE NOT THE SOURCE, thank God.

The philosophical answer, in all seriousness, would seem to be that it is in fact possible to know that we ARE THE SOURCE for many things but that we must also take them seriously – that we must be both trusting and skeptical at the same time; that, just as the price of freedom is eternal vigilance, the price of authority is eternal self-doubt. (Or, as one is more likely to feel it, the up-side of eternal self-doubt is the power of authority). The Harry Potter Lexicon fellow ought to take a deep breath, admit that there is no Harry Potter timeline more canonical than his own, acknowledge the power that this places on his shoulders and then, like Spider Man, handle it with great responsibility. And well might we, the human race, all do the same.

But obviously we won’t.

Oops, that was supposed to be the end, but parting thought here about how wikipedia manages, through clean design and thorough self-archiving, to be both absolutely anti-“canon” and at the same time seem even more authoritative than any “mere” consistent source. This perhaps reflects an increasing general sophistication of the culture in dealing with the idea of truth – I know that people who use the word “blogosphere” would like to think so – but I think it’s probably just because the layout is so much more inviting than any free online non-wiki alternative. The unknowability of absolute truth is just a bonus.

But you don’t have to take my word for it!*

* Get it?

September 22, 2005

The Haunting of Hill House (1959)

by Shirley Jackson

[extended as of 9/23/05]

Okay, but the book I read was retitled The Haunting, so as to be absolutely unambiguously identifiable as being a tie-in with the 1999 movie of the same name. I guess Penguin (or, more likely, DreamWorks) thought that using the movie poster for the cover wasn’t clear enough. And they sure as hell weren’t going to be bullied into some kind of wimpy compromise like reducing the size of “of Hill House.” No time for that crap: marketing is serious business and we’re not taking any chances. Out of the way, Shirley! They even went in and erased half of the running heads – “OF HILL HOUSE” appeared on the right-hand pages, originally, but in this edition (otherwise a direct offset) they were blank. Unfortunately, when Ms. Zeta-Jones was going through the book with white-out, she missed a spot – at one point, a chapter begins on a right-hand page, and since there’s no running head on the first pages of chapters, the whole head is on the left-hand page, where it has the temerity to remember the complete title.

Those marketing guys sure know what they’re doing: I bought this copy for exactly $1 in the über-discount bin.

Oh well, that’s not really fair. The tie-in edition is only meant to be sold for a few months, and for all I know, it might well have sold better than it would have otherwise because it had been retitled. One copy left in the beach bookstore doesn’t mean anything. All I’m saying is that I, an investor in neither Penguin nor DreamWorks, wish it hadn’t been done.

The book is short and I very much enjoyed reading it. Some – maybe a lot – of my enjoyment was in the very fact that I was reading a short, classic haunted house novel from 1959. What a delightful thing to be doing! The rest of my enjoyment – maybe less than half – was in the book itself. But the two kinds of enjoyment were intertwined.

The two things that pleased me most about the book: 1) It took on the task of being a “haunted house novel” and succeeded. The haunted house is one of those notions (“memes”) that are well-formed in the cultural consciousness and yet don’t have any clear “key text.” This is also how I felt about the movie Pirates of the Caribbean (perhaps not coincidentally the other major non-movie Disneyland ride) – that the screenwriters had done a great job building a framework from scratch to support all these previously untethered concepts about cursed treasure and ghost pirate sieges and so on. We all know that haunted houses have doors that close by themselves and creepy libraries gathering dust, etc. etc., but what is the story framework into which these things fit? It’s a difficult task, to keep the beloved details alive while you’re weaving them into a larger structure, when previously they were just loosely-related free-range thingies – a good description of what one sees on any Disneyland ride. Those rides all end up being more lists than narratives. This book did a very nice job turning a standard list into a reasonable narrative and still preserving the flavor of the list intact.

She actually accepts that she’s working with old materials, and has the characters all be quite aware of the haunted house clichés into which they’re stepping. The premise of the story is that a haunted house scholar is delighted to have found a real haunted house, and brings a couple of psychically susceptible types there so that he can study it. He and the other characters all talk about haunted houses the same way you or I might; they know all about them, and to them, the only thing novel about their situation is that they are actually in such a house. The quasi-knowing attitude of the characters toward their genre goes a long way toward bringing the atmosphere to life. Unlike in Scream, it’s not used for some kind of winking, meta-clever ends. It’s just a way of letting the book be firmly inside an absurd and naive genre without seeming too absurd or naive. When scary, ghostly stuff is happening, they nervously joke about how it seems to really be happening. That might be an old device but it was used effectively here and I appreciated it.

2) Shirley Jackson’s writing is uncluttered and firm and very pleasant to read. It is careful and writerly, but in a pared-down, completely unpretentious way. The very existence of this sort of thoughtful, tough “middlebrow” voice seemed like it dated the book. Where is this voice today? I feel like there is a psychological over-transparency to contemporary writing, where intelligence feels the need to parade itself in the text. Maybe I just feel that way because I am so used to the gimmicks of contemporary writing that I see past them, whereas I was blinded by the old 1959 gimmicks in Jackson’s writing. Still, there’s something inherently appealing to me about that cold, quiet style, girded by a dark hum of knowingness, and I hadn’t read anything quite like it in a while. There is something effective for horror writing – or for any writing, really – about calmly, boldly leaving things unsaid, or what’s equally bold, giving simple two-word descriptions to things about which the reader has at least ten words of curiosity. A strong sense of purpose seems to govern every sentence.

But the cold 50’s-ness of it goes beyond that. A thought I had while reading the book was that everyone has a clear sense of the distinctive personality of “30’s dialogue,” but you don’t generally hear about other eras, like “60’s dialogue,” even though I think it probably has just as distinctive a character. The dialogue in the book was all a kind of would-be casual would-be repartee that was meant to portray guarded, brittle pseudo-camaraderie on the part of the various houseguests. But the brittle quality went well beyond anything in real life – there was something lightheaded and ringing about every jaunty line. The characters’ jokes and insincerities come off like some kind of heightened, dream-like ceremony in masks. To me anyway! I was reminded of my impressions, when I was younger, when reading Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? (1962) and Rosemary’s Baby (1967). All the vernacular stuff somehow seemed infused with a slightly maniacal overemphasis. In all three works there is a theme of revealing how hollow it all is, but choosing to do so by giving it that crazed falseness is very much of the era. Probably this fits in to someone’s theory of literature during the Cold War, but I’m not really interested in going that far right now; I’m just talking about dialogue. In the movie of The Graduate (1967, book 1963), the loopy intensity of crass commonplaces is actually played for laughs.

Not so here. The Haunting of Hill House, in its dialogue, overall style, theme and construction, achieves a very particular kind of eerie effect. “Floating horror” or “lightheaded horror” I’m tempted to call it – it’s not fear of anything, exactly, but just the increasingly unnerving sense that arises from never being allowed to touch solid ground. The narrative starts off hovering uneasily on the line between the protagonist’s external world and her anxious, flighty inner life, and then proceeds to hover there for the remainder of the book. It works very well, though at times the details (what exactly is going on between these characters? what exactly is happening now?) get a bit murkier than necessary, or get murky earlier than is reasonable. It’s a book all about executing a slow burn, and page for page, the pacing of that slow burn isn’t always exactly right. But it’s not a big problem.

I just looked up “slow burn” and it apparently only means a gradual “display of anger,” but I want to use it to mean any very gradual change from a neutral state to some other state. Is there another expression for that?

The Shining owes an obvious (and probably acknowledged) debt to this. Apparently the Robert Wise movie version is quite good, and Shirley herself liked it, so I’ve got to see that. The 1999 version is, by contrast, supposed to be a big dud. But I might have to see that too.

Here’s the original edition cover, which is kind of dated – but I like that it’s sort of reserved about showing the house (unlike the current cover, not to mention the cover on my copy).

And here’s Shirley Jackson as she appeared when she was the age of her protagonist, which is pretty much how I was picturing the woman in the book. Your Hollywood choices follow.

[ONE DAY LATER, 9/23]

Something I planned to mention but forgot – there is a brilliant stroke toward the end of the book. Just as you begin to feel that the protagonist is in peril, the author suddenly brings in two new loud comic characters who irritate everyone and are completely insensitive to the creepy atmosphere. This is at the three-quarters mark, or further. It’s a really clever device, because it very effectively heightens the reader’s sense of hopelessness. The only real struggle, for the characters in this book, is just to keep their wits about them and stay level and focussed in the face of all that “floating horror” uneasiness. Just as that task gets dangerously hard, the author throws a couple of annoying people in their (and our) faces. On the surface, it seems like the new characters completely ruin the atmosphere – but in fact they allow Shirley’s slow burn to run nice and cold all the way to the end, because now the horror has to be glimpsed only in the background, behind the stupid people. Ingenious, really.

Rather than the standard horror movie “don’t go in there!” we want to shout “shut up! we need to concentrate!” Which ends up feeling like a more sophisticated version of the same thing.

In thinking about this device and why it isn’t used more often, I was reminded of the similar effect in the scene in Punch-Drunk Love where cruelly distracting drumming in the incidental score creates the sense that the mundane conversation being had is in fact frightening and difficult. (The same director does something comparable in Boogie Nights, in the tense scene during which a kid keeps unexpectedly setting off loud firecrackers nearby). There, as here, that particular sense of urgency that arises from being distracted has been harnessed. But The Haunting of Hill House does P.T. Anderson one or two better, by making the distraction something amusing in its own right.

September 21, 2005

Thought about the modes of aesthetic reception, or something

Everything I am about to say is obvious, but it hit me with some force this evening anyway.

If a work of art requires for its success that I, as audience, bring to it a certain attitude/mode of perception, but I happen not to be in that mood or can’t seem to muster it intentionally, am I lazy or is the art failing? And if the answer to that question is a diplomatic “don’t worry, nobody is to blame,” how can the serious contemporary problem of widespread art-to-audience mutual dissatisfaction ever be solved?

Most art takes care to deliver its own message, but only some art takes care to deliver information about how best to receive that message. That’s a much harder task, and one that is only really necessary because of the chaotic overabundance of conflicting art cultures that coexist and interbreed in the modern world. In past centuries, when art cultures were established with much greater ubiquity, artists and audiences generally had closely congruent ideas about how the whole exchange would work, and so the risk of art-to-mindset mismatch wasn’t nearly as common and important as it is now. As a result, there isn’t much of a tradition of techniques for conveying that kind of contextual information, stuff like “this piece will work for you if you look at it from this point of view…”

In some ways, museums and program notes have taken on that duty – with hardly any success, in my opinion. Those art museum placards strike me as pretty ridiculous: they pseudo-informatively tell you that a piece is made out of “wood, glass, wax,” and everyone who passes by leans over to take this in, as though somehow it’s going to help them with the extremely difficult task of figuring out why they are looking at it at all. I’m not being facetious – it’s truly a difficult task, because the reason why you’re being shown one work in a museum might be thousands of miles away (historically, culturally, aesthetically) from the reason you’re being shown the one next to it. I realize that the placards don’t actually claim to be telling us anything truly helpful – they’re just identifiers – but people end up reading them looking for clues, because they need clues, and you take what you can get.

I started thinking about this stuff because just now, at my iPod’s suggestion, I was listening to John Adams’ orchestral work Fearful Symmetries (1988), and it was striking me as 100% vapid, devoid of value. This is a piece that I’ve heard several times before, and though I’ve always had some reservations about it, I’ve still generally enjoyed it. You can listen to the first minute of it at Amazon, but if you’ve heard any of John Adams’ other pieces from the 80s, you can imagine this one well enough. It basically chugs along, in various flavors of steady, pumping agitation, for about half an hour. It “goes somewhere” in very local ways, but on the large scale it doesn’t go anywhere, and this is readily apparent to even a first-time listener, after 10 minutes of shifting in and out of different gears. In the third quarter it kind of rolls into some mud and then grinds its way back out. Finally, it rises to a height of violence, which is suddenly cut off and is followed by several enigmatic minutes of very quiet new-agey synthy burbling, which eventually just sort of dies out. I respect the peculiar cheek of that ending, though it adds up to neither a truly “transcendent” effect nor a satisfying close. It’s just kind of a stunt.

My previous feelings about this piece were that it was just too undisciplined, too meandering, too pointless (it has hardly any recurring material worth mentioning, over those 28 minutes, beyond the general sense of pulsing forward motion). Too much like just goofing around on a fancy synthesizer. But I liked many of the sounds Adams had rigged up – his orchestrations are never less than gleamingly slick – and, well, there’s just something satisfying about hearing a full orchestra bouncing along with such force.

But tonight, for me, there was no such satisfaction. I felt that I was hearing the piece “clearly” for the first time, not as a whirring, pulsing machine, but as a collection of musical devices, as a discourse in notes. “That ostinato is still going; now those triads are going up and down. The rhythm of this layer is being tweaked with this chain of syncopations, while that other layer is still regular….” I was hearing it in that listening style that I think of as “rhetorical” (or “structural”) – the music was plugged into my language processing unit, and only indirectly, from there, into my emotional/aesthetic processing. Or so it felt. I had a vivid sense of my mind asking the music, “yes?” and the music shamelessly wasting my time with no real answer.

Having listened to and enjoyed a great deal of John Adams’ music in the past (including this piece), it was clear to me even then, in the midst of that dissatisfied experience, that the problem was my attitude. Of course this piece had nothing to say to me, if I was going to listen that way, and John Adams would be the first to admit it. “Structural” listening, in this case, was a surefire path to annoyance. I thought back to certain frowny music professors of mine whose eyes rolled involuntarily at the mention of minimalism, and remembered my sense of frustration with them: They were expressing their displeasure with unintelligent music, but they were the ones being unintelligent, I always thought, because they weren’t able to flex their minds enough to use a different listening model and enjoy the fact that this music “worked” completely unlike the music they taught. Instead, they rigidly and unimaginatively complained that it didn’t develop in a valuable way, that it just exploited simplistic gestures, that it was mindless – which is sort of like a knife professor complaining that a spoon isn’t sharp enough to cut anything and that it encourages the eating of soft, lazy food. Actually, I should make that “a conservative cutlery professor,” because the point is that he really ought to know better.

I have felt for a long time that there are two distinctly contrasted ways of listening to music, or what’s the same thing, two levels on which music can “work.” I know them well, internally, though I’m not sure I can quite define and name them. Roughly, there is music that works like language, and music that doesn’t. Beethoven is like language – it has a syntax and each work is a sort of discourse. If you’re not following the logic of that discourse, then in a very real sense, you’re not following the piece. John Adams is not like language – it presents an experience, not a thought. If you, like I was, are examining how the roller-coaster is constructed, you aren’t on the roller-coaster.

Here’s another way that I think about these two modes of listening: one type of music embodies the voice of its composer or (in, for example, the case of Mahler) embodies some other voice for literary purposes – either way, the music itself is communicative, is a voice. The other type of music is not a voice; it is like an outside stimulus or an abstracted sensation. Debussy’s music is in no way like Debussy “telling us” anything – it is, quite intentionally, like natural phenomena, meant to elicit the same kind of responses as real natural phenomena. Debussy was not writing a musical discourse about the sea; he wanted his musical Mer to deliver the same sort of beauty as the real one. “There is nothing more musical than a sunset,” he wrote. Beethoven, by contrast, is generally talking directly to us, and we must listen to what he says or else risk losing the thread. His Pastoral is not an illustration of the countryside; it is a discourse inspired by and on the subject of the countryside. Its climaxes are rhetorical climaxes; Debussy’s climaxes are the actual crests of waves.

But again, this is just one angle from which to approach the nature of this dichotomy, it’s not quite the essence of the dichotomy itself. There are other angles on it, some of which overlap with famous dichotomies in art philosophy. You could argue that the “experiential” music has something to do with Nietzsche’s “Dionysian” principle and the “rhetorical” music with his “Apollonian” principle. These are often applied to aesthetics in the sense that the Dionysian appeals to the senses and the Apollonian to the intellect. But I’m not particularly fond of this model – there’s something Freudian and more than a little judgmental about the connotation of “Dionysian” – it implies that art that is not constructed on “high” structural principles is in some sense no better than booze, just a sensual indulgence with a familial resemblance to the orgies of Dionysus and the dark rumblings of the id. Plus, the Apollonian/Dionysian model implies that the two types are opposed forces, whereas I see these poles of impersonal Debussy and personal Beethoven as potentially combinable.*

John Adams himself recently called attention to another one of the old dichotomies: Schiller’s “naive” vs. “sentimental” art. Naive art is the direct expression of the artist who experiences the state he is expressing; sentimental art is the calculated expression of something external to the artist who constructs it. This is fundamentally quite unlike the distinction I’m talking about, but there are some valuable parallels: the “voice-like” music is intended to be perceived as emanating from a source that is “naively” experiencing the emotional content of the work; the “sunset-like” music is not intended to be perceived as emanating from any such source; it has been “sentimentally” constructed so as to create an impression that is as external to the artist (and the work) as it is to us.

Put it this way: in Liszt, the music itself experiences high emotion; in Ravel, the music attempts to bowl us over with a sunrise, but the sun does not feel emotion and has nothing itself to say. Those are the local effects, and I am talking about the analagous structural approaches: are the notes words in a sentence spoken by the piece, or are they tiles in a mosaic?

Okay, so there are these two types of music – from there I would go on to say there are also these two types of any art. Paintings where the significance of the scene depicted is the point, and the rest is just supporting craft…vs. paintings where the aesthetic flavor of the image is the point, and the subject is secondary. A religious painting and a still life may hang next to each other but it’s just numbing to think of them as functioning equivalently. One of them is an artist outright talking to you about something; the other is a silent object, made available by an artist for you to experience. Art-appreciation people may confusingly tell us that the still life is a case of an artist “telling us” things about light, shade, balance, etc. But of course this “telling” about the substance of the art itself is not a true “telling.” A book tells us something in its text; whether the design of the book “tells” us something about design is another sort of matter, several degrees removed. That sort of information is not, in fact, “told” to us, even though the artist may specifically hope we are aware of it. It must be actively extracted from the work, where it lives as mechanism, not content.

In music, this distinction between mechanism and content is hard to make – Beethoven’s “rhetorical” notes also always sound like something nice! (on the other hand, Schoenberg’s don’t, particularly) – which is part of the reason that learning to listen to the “voice” of a piece was so difficult for me and is (in my estimation) nearly impossible to teach. In a paper that I wrote in college on a related subject, I proposed that “surface” meaning (which is here sort of like “sunset music”) and “structural” meaning (which is here sort of like “voice music”) were just points on a spectrum, and that beyond “surface” meaning you had ultra-surface-y stuff like listening to the timbres of the individual instruments, and beyond “structure” you had ultra-abstracted stuff, like a piece of music as a whole being used as a symbol for something else (as in the car commercial language of Mozart=classy!). It was a sloppy and unconvincing theory, but I stand by it at least insofar as I don’t think that “surface-y” and “structure-y” are two isolated points with nothing between them; obviously, there’s some kind of middle ground that needs to be involved.

The three-axis system of visual abstraction proposed by Scott McCloud in Understanding Comics is worth a look and probably relevant.

But for the sake of this entry, which I desperately want to have finished writing since it’s now been 5 days since I was listening to Fearful Symmetries and nobody’s going to read this far anyway, let’s assume that there is a clear distinction to be made between one kind of music/art and another, as described above. The general bias in the intellectual world seems clearly to be toward the “discursive” music, the “structural” kind. The prejudices I pointed out in the Apollonian/Dionysian dichotomy are deeply felt, it would seem, by most people who want to say something about art. It’s right there in the several meanings of the word “superficial” – surfaces are associated with ignorance. Music that communicates syntactically appeals to the mind more than to the senses, and is thus more edifying, and is thus more valuable, and is thus better.

Part of me wants to resist this logic. Aren’t exquisite non-linguistic non-structural experiences far “superior” to stupid structural ones, in every possible sense? Yes, obviously. And as many have pointed out, intellectuals generally favor those things that allow them the most opportunities for intellectual display. Big old sensory experiences are much harder to theorize and argue about than structurally elaborate constructions. As a friend said the other day, it’s a lot harder to say something interesting about plot than it is to say something about symbolism, so even though symbolism isn’t all that important to most readers, it gets discussed constantly.

But on the whole, it does feel like there’s some kind of objective, inescapable truth down there – a pretty picture of a sunset is one thing, but an insightful thought about a sunset will always be higher, more edifying, more valuable …

…except what game are we playing? A-ha! This is the key. We are playing the game of intellectual value. If we were playing the game of prettiness, the picture would win.

So my question was, “Is Fearful Symmetries actually bad?” The answer is “no.” I’d enjoyed it before and probably will again. For all I’m concerned, that’s the end of the story.

Next question: “When I’m in a mood where I’m enjoying it, am I just settling for lowbrow thrills?” The answer is “I suppose so, but the disapproval you’re implying is silly. What, are you supposed to never enjoy “thrills”? Is the only worthwhile aesthetic activity placid contemplation of weighty substance? Give me a break. Grow up.”

Final question: “So why is it that I feel like I’m discovering its true worthlessness?” The answer is “You’re listening for a voice and it’s not there. That seems negligent on the part of the artist, to you. However, if you were listening for thrills and instead there was serious content, you would never think to blame the artist, even though you would be equally disappointed. This is because you associate the ideas of blame and negligence with the realm of intellectual value, but not with the realm of entertainment and thrills. These associations are your own biases. Ultimately, nobody is to blame for this mismatch. The piece simply isn’t offering the sort of thing your mind wants to hear right now.”

This brings me, finally, to where I intended to start, with the question of “if nobody is to blame, then how will we ever improve the drastic contemporary problems of audience alienation?” But I am sick, sick, sick of writing this entry and refuse to go any further. Some other time.

* One of the reasons I am such an admirer of Medtner is because at times he seems to have achieved this sort of combination.**

** Several weeks later: I keep thinking about that previous note and regretting it – Medtner is actually one of the most devoutly Beethovenian of composers, and the idea that any of his music is a “combination,” I have realized, is left over from my initial impressions of pieces whose developmental life was so dense that I got lost and ended up just enjoying the scenery, which is indeed also very lovely. But after I came to know those pieces better, there was really no question which side of the fence they fell on. A proper example of a composer who really and intentionally achieves a fusion of the two kinds of music would be Stravinsky.

September 10, 2005

H.P. Lovecraft: Against the World, Against Life (1991)

by Michel Houellebecq
translation of HP Lovecraft: Contre le monde, contre la vie into English by Dorna Khazeni (2005)
with an introduction by Stephen King
and two stories by H.P. Lovecraft:
“The Call of Cthulhu” (1926)
“The Whisperer in Darkness” (1930)

Michel Houellbecq is a contemporary French author of some note, but I have not read any of his (other) works. Most articles about this (non-fiction) book, his first published work, discuss the ways in which it connects to his more famous, more recent novels. But I can’t comment on that because I don’t know.

My first encounter with Lovecraft’s astonishing name came when I played the old Infocom text adventure game The Lurking Horror, which stages Lovecraftian stuff at an essentially undisguised M.I.T. to create what must therefore be the nerdiest game of all time. It’s not bad. The unholy-summoning storyline is of course a big Lovecraft “homage,” but I didn’t know it at the time. I was only able to gather from context that his name (which makes a cameo as the name of a computer) was somehow a genre-appropriate “reference,” and I remember thinking that there was something etymologically unsavory about the idea that the words “love” and “craft” should in combination connote monsters and evil.

It was not until several years later that I finally saw evidence that “love-craft” had been a real person and a writer of horror stories: passing through the hallway of some other high school (on a “science team” trip, I believe!), I came across a copy of one of his story collections, abandoned on a table. Something still seemed unsavory. The book was from some godawful sci-fi publisher, had a terrible over-the-top illustration on it, and all around looked like something both obscure and shoddy. Infocom had expected me to know about this guy? It seemed to me like maybe he wasn’t a real writer, he was just some creepy underground thing for creepy underground people, best ignored – like, say, the Church of the SubGenius.

As the years went on, I continued to come across references to Lovecraft, many of them seeming to take for granted that his literary importance was widely acknowledged. Well, not by anyone I knew, it wasn’t! This was not an author that anyone ever seemed to read, nor one whose works were apparent at the bookstore. I knew where “important” authors’ names came up, and his didn’t. Nonetheless I seemed frequently to come across winking references to ridiculous garbage words like Cthulhu and Yog-Sothoth, as though the significance of this gobbledygook was common knowledge to normal cultured people.

You might well point out that I was, among other things, playing computer adventure games, so what did I expect? But the form and structure of the interlocking worlds of nerddom are not readily apparent to one who has only ventured into one or two of them.

Anyway, finally one day in college, while on duty at a very quiet library desk job, I decided to educate myself. So I and my roommate, who had come to hang out, read library copies of “The Dunwich Horror,” which had been recommended somewhere or other as Lovecraft’s greatest story. The horrendously overripe, relentlessly inelegant writing – humorless, monotonous, and altogether amateurish* – was a surprise. So was the particular combination of horror tropes (which I have since learned is exactly characteristic of Lovecraft): zoological mix-and-match half-human monsters with color-changing fins and such, IN COMBINATION with decrepit farmhouses and drawling, hostile New England country folk. These two varieties of horror didn’t seem like a natural match, to me, and yet here they were, unapologetically wedded, in this purportedly important story. My roommate thought the only redeeming aspect of the story was the opening passage, a description of the discomfort one feels driving deeper and deeper into the wild rural countryside. I thought the ultimate monster (an enormous egg-shaped mess of “squirming ropes” with a “half face”) was odd enough to deserve some respect. We also appreciated the historical significance of horror that was based on cosmic abominations rather than on mere hauntings and curses. Both of us agreed that as a whole it was really, really junky.

Now, armed with first-hand knowledge of just what the hell “H.P. Lovecraft” was, I was better able to be baffled by the breadth of his reputation. Who were these crazies calling him one of the major writers of the twentieth century? How had they convinced Penguin, and then this year – Good Lord! – The Library of America!? to buy into this? Who dared invent the notion of a “Lovecraft scholar?”

I am fascinated by the fact that Lovecraft, a phenomenally bad writer of phenomenally pulpy PULP – I mean really, the very pulpiest imaginable – is held in such high esteem by what seems to be an ever-widening circle of nerdified critics. Here, for example, is Joyce Carol Oates going off unreservedly about Howard Phillips. It make me feel a little lightheaded to think that when they’ve been coaxed into the right mood, critics are willing to overlook (or even embrace) the most glaring, painful, high-school-literary-magazine-grade stylistic offenses. How am I supposed to learn taste from these people when nobody seems to object to this most obvious tastelessness? And yet, for all that, I am simultaneously attracted to Lovecraft’s aesthetic goals, and pleased by the idea that all this eager critical disregard for his screaming faults is apparently motivated by a general enthusiasm for those goals.

The man wanted to recreate the unnerving sensations akin to fear that arise during dreams and fevers. I think that’s cool. Like Lovecraft, I think that there is, at least, the impression of profundity in these feelings, a subconscious suggestion that perhaps our basic assumptions about perception, experience, life on Earth, consciousness, reality at its basic level – perhaps these are flawed and subject to revision based on new information. A bit like the Timothy Leary types who insisted that LSD showed them new truths, there is a potent and upsetting impression, in certain dreams, that one’s understanding of THE NATURE OF ALL THINGS has been broadened. It’s not just any old being-weirded-out, it’s ominous and important being-weirded-out. The principle, I suppose, is that a broad enough sense of uncertainty and unease can call one’s whole life into perspective, which can be a gratifying experience. This sort of impression is hard to recreate while awake and sober, but when you get it, it’s really something. Pondering death is a natural way to get there, as is any real consideration of the depth of time and the size of the universe. But the impressions caused by these real-world thoughts are not nearly as potent as those in dreams, because at some level, we ARE always aware that we will eventually die, or that the universe is vast beyond our capacity to imagine. Whereas until we have it, we are completely unaware of the impression, in a dream, that the whole world is purple and dark and is slowly tilting and creaking. The unnameable, everything-revising implications of that experience will be felt to the fullest. My post about Scriabin’s Prometheus talked a bit about this, and how I respect it as an artistic goal, and enjoy it as an experience.** Lovecraft was going for something like that.

He was, in fact, going for a very particular subcategory of this experience. He had given the subject a lot of thought, and most of his stories are fixedly dedicated to a certain upsetting notion; namely, that the unsettling dream world of horrible not-rightness is in fact part of our world, a reality that existed before historical time and continues to exist outside normal space. Poe put it at the south pole and in tombs; Lovecraft does those, but he also adds that it is in outer space, and, most importantly, somewhere magically parallel to us, the ether from which demons and such can be summoned. He takes old quasi-religious notions of ghosts and netherworlds from from the long tradition of alchemy- and magic-based ghost stories, and blends them with the surreal discomforts of dream-horror. Or he works dream-horror into the old mythological constructions about gods meddling among humans. Basically, his inspiration was that the powerful horror of the surreal can be worked into ghost stories, monster stories, god stories. That’s it. It’s a good idea, and yes, in one way or another it’s the foundational idea behind pretty much all horror today. I like it. Is it brilliant? I don’t know; it’s not as though Lovecraft really invented it himself. But he clarified it and pursued it with a certain consistency of concept, which is no small thing.

So to sum up: I think Lovecraft was a bad writer, but the idea(s) for which he’s known are good, and interesting to me.

I saw this book (this is about that book, remember) on display on the new non-fiction table when the translation came out earlier this year, and was immediately attracted by the title: Against the World, Against Life. It seemed to be talking about the crux of the Lovecraftian concept: that fascinating, horrifying dream-rejection of reality. The first pages were compelling; the author was talking about H.P. Lovecraft’s actual problems coping with the real world and suggesting that the peculiar anti-reality stance of his horror was actually a sort of philosophical position, and that it appeals to readers who at some level also hate reality. The psychological functions of horror interest me, and the idea of a book taking this tone toward Lovecraft seemed very appealing. I also think, for personal reasons, that Lovecraft’s biography of utter pathetic grinding hopeless failure is an interesting backdrop to his bad but beloved art, and seeing it worked into this thesis was satisfying. So (a little later) I bought the book and read it.

Unfortunately, it’s much more fannish and obnoxious than I expected. Houellebecq loves Lovecraft, and loves his own intensity in loving Lovecraft, and seems ultimately like another example of the fixation on Lovecraft himself that for some reason characterizes his readers. His emphasis on world-hating flaunts a sort of perverse enthusiasm that, I have read, is typical of Houellebecq, whose novels are apparently misanthropic in the extreme. With this sort of attitude, he’s not the right person to be discussing the work; he just barely feels that it needs defending, and most of his arguments seem like calmly self-satisfied perversion rather than a good faith offering of thought. The mission statement on the first page, “We need a supreme antidote to all forms of realism,” which struck me as charmingly bold at first, turns out to be a deadpan that is never dropped. Does he really believe it? Hard to say what that question means. One might well ask whether he really likes Lovecraft after all, or is just putting on a show. Though I am inclined to think that he really does like Lovecraft, since he talks about discovering him as a child. I think a kid’s enthusiasm for monsters is never a put-on. And I’m willing to believe that Houellebecq really thinks that life is beastly and horror is the proper response to it. But that, as they say, is his problem. He certainly didn’t convince me otherwise.

See this entry for a little bit about the book’s attitude toward Lovecraft’s prose style. Then check out this satisfying letter in which the excellent ghost story writer M.R. James (much admired by H.P.) mentions “one H.P. Lovecraft, whose style is of the most offensive.”

The one really valuable insight provided by the book (though still with a hint of tasteless, nihilistic pride) is that Lovecraft’s reccurent sub-human horrors are in fact directly derived from his own deeply felt racism. There is a really remarkable passage quoted from one of Lovecraft’s letters, sounding just like one of his overblown (“overblown” is much too mild a word) fictional passages of revulsion, but describing his experience walking down the ethnically mixed horror streets of New York City, where he briefly attempted to have a life and utterly failed. I felt like it really made everything about Lovecraft click into place – the fear we are being made to feel is racial fear, with all its various strata of disgust – pseudo-rational social and biological disgust, but always, fundamentally, a simple bigot’s displeasure with the unfamiliar. More generally, a man who lived his life alone in his room is a man whose basic discomfort with the unknown, even the benign unknown, must have been incredibly acute. It is as though his stories are furiously grotesque projections of, say, my mild anxieties about talking to strangers.

This psychological clue to Lovecraft’s horror, and horror in general, was interesting to me, and Houellebecq initiated it, but Houellebecq himself seems to dismiss it in favor of actually endorsing the conclusions Lovecraft drew about how awful life was, even as he illustrates their ridiculous extremity. What does Houellebecq think of Lovecraft’s phenomenal racism? He doesn’t lower himself to say; he’d rather keep up the show of being an apostle of nihilism.

Meanwhile, the introduction by Stephen King is really lazy and smarmy – this coming from someone who in general has no problem with Stephen King – and is an all-around bizarro pairing for the book. King offers us some downright stupid bitter put-downs for literary criticism in general, and then tells us that the present book isn’t really one of those books, even though it is. Then he rambles about himself at some length. My impression was that he had breezed through the book inattentively and is glad to write an introduction to just about anything. At one point he says something like, “I agree with everything that Houellebecq says…except for his idea that Lovecraft hated life and that you have to hate life to enjoy Lovecraft. In fact, that’s not true.” Seriously, he says that. It also made me cringe when he copies out Houellebecq’s flamboyantly niihilistic chapter-headings (“Attack the story like a radiant suicide,” “Utter the great NO to life without weakness,” etc.) and then says something dense like, “yeah, I agree with that.”

Which, finally, brings me to the Lovecraft stories that pad out the back of the book. I had read neither of them. The first was the famous “The Call of Cthulhu.” Cthulhu, for those of you who have never set foot in a comic book store, is a horrible octopusish god thing that lives in a sunken nightmare city and calls out psychically to sensitive types, who have bad dreams about him. The city rises up for a day in the Pacific somewhere, and some people in a boat come across it, and open a big portal, and Cthulhu rises out, but one guy gets away to tell the tale. There were elements of the story that were nice ideas – the idea that people all over the world are vaguely aware of this thing, that images of it show up in all different cultures, including ongoing secret cults, and that it has been sleeping since ancient times but will return…it’s all nice, though the awful prose slows it down. Most of the pleasure I took in these ideas came after reading the klutzy prose, digesting it, and then thinking about it all afterward. But the worst, I think, is that this dreamed thing actually shows up at the end of the story, and is basically a Godzilla – a big old slimy monster trudging out of the depths. I’ll grant that maintaining a sense of unreality is a tough challenge when the narrative approaches its object, but I would say this ultimately failed.

The second story was better, probably the best I’d ever read by H.P.: “The Whisperer in Darkness.” It was long but the prose was significantly cleaner than his other writing, I thought, so I didn’t much mind the length. This one was about evil aliens who live in New Hampshire. A not-so-clever but still effective conceit for keeping things at a satisfying distance is used – the horrors are mostly described to us by a skeptical narrator who hears about stuff through a written correspondence with a believer. The believer sends him bits of evidence that give him doubts. Etc. Then, in the last section of the story, the narrator travels up into the woods to meet the believer, whose letters have suddenly changed in tone and who now seems to love the aliens. You can see where this is going, but it goes there with a little bit of flair. The whisperer of the title is the believer character (maybe) sitting almost completely muffled up in the corner of the farmhouse, moving stiffly, and hoarsely telling the narrator about how wonderful it will be to have his mind removed from his body and taken to faraway worlds by the aliens. To the just-discovered Pluto, in fact, where the aliens are from. They call it Yuggoth.

It was actually kind of a fun story, though the final punchline is pretty clearly telegraphed by what comes before, so the ending is a little anti-climactic. But the horror, I would say, was not dreamlike, not really. This was your typical story of lobster aliens deceiving people in New Hampshire, and as such set itself an easier task.

Okay, I’m done with this, finally, though I just had another thought about Lovecraft, so I guess I’ll end with this. He writes in that style we know so well from old newspapers: the stilted, wordy, overpadded propriety of the mustachioed old men of the turn of the century. Despite the fact that it’s 1925, Lovecraft thinks that he’s one of those old men and he thinks that style is super keen, a really dignified, solid weight in his pen, which he, like those old men, will nourish with selected power words from his own particular storehouse, and bring to poetic heights with romantic outpourings. To him, his Oh god! The thing had no face! Such eldritch abominations cannot be! is just a new spin on the old O! My love, death has taken thee! And now his fans buy into it as well: Lovecraft was a great old man of literature; he wrote important texts with dignity.

Can’t we all be a little more embarrassed about all this? That’s all I ask.

* It’s really satisfying, coming up with ways to describe what’s so bad about Lovecraft’s writing. I have more adjectives if anyone wants to hear them.

**This is of course also something that the surrealist painters explicitly attempted, with, I would say, only occasional success. My quickie reviews: Magritte was too clumsy a painter and too conceptually “clever” to get these sensations across very often; his images have a satisfying waking mystery to them but aren’t actually very dreamlike. The sexual ones in particular don’t really work, I think. Dali was closer to the mark, but he was too caught up in the idea of populating his canvases with symbolic doodads and goo on stilts. That goes double for Yves Tanguy. Most of it feels pretty contrived and silly, not to mention ugly. Max Ernst had a particular couple of things he could convey, though a lot of his work doesn’t signify much to me and even some of the dream-ish stuff seems like icky overkill. De Chirico had that nice thing that he did over and over, which works for me. My dreams are often like that, though a little less flat. And where would UPA have been without him? Remedios Varo seems to be more and more popular these days, and I can see the appeal. A few too many tissue-paper vaginas and alchemists and wispy people for my taste, but the overall atmosphere is certainly effective, even if you think it’s schlocky.